I Did It - A Confession
Yeah, I admit it. I’m the one who did it.
I’m the one who fucked over the whole fuckin’ world.
Coronavirus, COVID-19, SARS CoV-2, whatever the fuck you want to call it —
That was me!
I own it, and I’m sorry, but y’all just wouldn’t listen,
So you left me no choice.
You needed to be stopped.
Immediately.
You know I gave you enough warnings, but you people were tooooo busy.
Too busy just just doin’ what y’all do —
Messin’ up the earth, pollutin’, fightin’ with each other,
Thinkin’ too much about yourselves and not enough about other people,
The other living things you share your screwed up little planet with.
I don’t want to tar you all with the same brush now —
Believe me, I know some of you were tryin’.
I know some of you did what you could —God praise you for it —
You really did hear me out and try to make a difference.
You tried to slow the machine down — throw a wrench in the works at least.
Believe me, I did appreciate what you were doin’, I recognized it, and I applauded it,
But the rest of them — they must have been blind, deaf or just plain idiots.
I really can’t say. I don’t much care anymore
Because I’m tired of being patient with you people.
So I’m telling you now, in case you didn’t get the message yet,
You’re a pretty fucked up group as a whole.
Can’t get along, can’t ever be satisfied with what you have,
Always steppin’ on things, breakin’ things, messin’ up
What it took billions of years to make.
Yeah, you feel bad now, don’t you?
Now that you can’t even go out of your house without a mask on.
Now that you can’t even go near or touch another human being without fear of
Droppin’ dead soon.
Well pinch me if you want, but maybe you shoulda thought twice before you
Shit all over the planet and screwed each other over left and right
Just to make another buck.
Yeah, you got it — COVID 19 is my rescue action plan deluxe.
All the nonsense stops now, cause you’ve crossed the line
One too many times.
And I’ve had it!
Y’all let things get out of hand,
And now the party’s over, kaput!
We’re just going to let the whole situation cool off
Enough for planet Earth to do some “reno”
And for you to spend a little time reflecting
On how you got yourselves into this mess.
I know you don’t want to hear this —
You’d rather blame it on someone other than yourselves —
the Chinese, politicians, bat shit, or the damn virus itself —
But you’ll get there eventually.
You’ll get the message once you’ll be sittin’ there waiting for answers
Long enough to realize you ain’t gettin’ any.
Yeah, you could say the virus is a kind of mirror I’m holdin’ up
For y’all to take a hard look at yourselves in.
I’m giving you this chance now,
So I suggest some of you take a look.
Because next time I need to blow the whistle I’m not givin’ second chances.
That’s right, it’s not just gonna be time out —
It’s gonna be game over.
YOU GOT ME NOW?